MBSO: Management By Shiny Object
- Tendency to assign action items based on the last meeting you had
- Forwarding every article on the latest management fad to your entire team
- Inability to complete a project
- Forgetting who you actually assigned as owner of a project
- Vigorous head-nodding when something is suggested by the higher ups
- Frustrated team members
- Lack of planning
- Eye rolling in meetings
- High turnover
- Low engagement
- Can usually be made within two (2) face-to-face meetings
- Observe email syntax – probable lack of continuity; may also display needless repetition
- Ask for a priority update on Monday…then as the same question Wednesday to see if there are massive changes
Treatment (to be administered by those around the MBSO sufferer):
- At the next staff meeting, stage an intervention. “Joe, we love you very much. And we want you to be successful…”
- Airing of grievances
- Dead-eye stare at the afflicted member of your team
- Finding a new job
MBSO can be stopped, but it takes awareness.
Don’t be that manager.
If you clicked on this link because you thought it would be a thoughtful look at how to structure a meeting to ensure success, then you have come to the wrong place.
I am at the point where I no longer think it can be done on a consistent basis. Yes, you will have the occasional meeting where decisions are ACTUALLY made and people leave feeling like they accomplished something. But let’s be honest…those are few and far between. And do we REALLY think one more article reminding everyone to have an agenda and desired outcomes is going to make a difference?
I didn’t think so.
And so, for your edification and general sanity, I present the following tips for surviving meetings:
- Bring your smartphone: Seems pretty basic, right? But how else are you going to stay occupied during the update you’ve heard in 4 other meetings? And besides, if someone calls you out, you can say you were just pulling up the email with the attachment the person was talking about. (Hint: have that pre-loaded. Just in case.)
- Bring a notebook: This is essential. It’s low tech. It doesn’t rely on good signal. And no one can accuse you of not paying attention because it looks like you’re taking notes…even if you’re just doodling, jotting down a grocery list, or finally writing that novel you’ve always known you had inside you.
- Choose your seat carefully: It’s good to sit next to someone you like so you can exchange meaningful glances when something goofy is said. If that’s not possible, then sit across from that person so you can silently laugh when appropriate. There’s always an opportunity to text that person from afar as needed. (See “bring your smartphone.”)
- Pretend the person who drones on and on is monologuing: This is straight from The Incredibles. At some point, the villain ALWAYS monologues. This is your chance to dream up your amazing escape! I’m sure lasers will be involved somehow. There should be lasers. But not capes. For obvious reasons.
- Play Devil’s Advocate: This one is more about amusement than survival, but whatever. Some people believe the Outlook meeting is the required time to hold the meeting, so they’re not going to end early if they can help it. Why not spice up the festivities with a little, “Just playing devil’s advocate?” For example, the group is talking about ways to increase customer service. You can pipe in with a, “Just playing devil’s advocate here, but is the customer REALLY always right? I’d hate for us to go down a certain path on a false premise.”
- Fake a sneezing fit: Coughing works, too. Anything that requires you to inarticulately point at your face and make a beeline for the door.
If you find yourself relying on one or more of these on a regular basis, your company has a problem with meetings. Now you have a choice – either perpetuate the issue or take a stand and stop going unless you know why the meeting is taking place. It only takes one strong voice to question the recurring meeting, and it only takes one smart question to find out why 10 people are sitting in a room.
Or you can fake sneeze. Because that makes you look like an adult.
What have YOU done to liven up your awful meetings? I want to hear from you!